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Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:41 pm
by ByteSlinger
Rabid-Animals wrote:
ByteSlinger wrote:
Rabid-Animals wrote:I guess this is as good a place as any to have my first post. Hi, guys! It's great to be in the EGB.


Now that you're voted in, as the new member you will naturally get the least desired tasks in the EGB - until the next victim....er, minion...no, I meant member, yeah, member - is initiated.

It was a grueling time (get it? Because I had to make gruel for the officers as part of my kitchen duty! Is there punishment for puns?), but I think I made it through mostly unscathed. Is it Yamor's time now? Do I get promoted to cleaning the loaded Blam Cannons?


Well, I got good news, and I got bad news.

Good news: you guys get to split the duties, so your workload has been cut in half. You each alternate days on "dud duty", by the way.

Bad news: due to limited bunk space, you two will be sharing quarters for the next month. Only one single cot, so that can get cozy or creepy, depending on how comfortable you guys are. Just be careful in the shower, ok? The floor is slippery, and my guess that random black pattern all over the tile is probably either mildew, or your bathroom is possessed.

We actually do have other rooms, but with the recent clean-up, seems that some officers have been using them for their own personal means. SlntCobra1 has one room filled with guns, ammo and a five year supply of National Geographic "Naked Natives" editions. EagleRock took two for himself - one for all of his extra servers and hardware, and the other resembles a cheap speak-easy, complete with card table, fridge stocked with cheap beer, numerous bottles of scotch whiskey behind the bar, and the obligatory picture of the 6 dogs playing poker. Coop83 has an extra room dedicated completely to soccer and various other sports. Ismael92 turned one into the worlds smallest strip joint, complete with one pole, disco lights and a small stage. However, the women he brings in are very supple, and can bend just about any way they want.

Oh yeah, I grabbed one as well - it's a double duty room. One side is cabinets and a fridge, where I store all my cookies and milk. The other side is a...well, for lack of a better word, a small devotional area where my minions are taught the value of cooperation. Sometimes milk and cookies work - and sometimes, you need something a little more convincing. Something made of leather, with studs. Something that leaves little marks, but big memories. ah...it's not easy being the Dark Queen, but it does have it's moments!

:twisted:

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:55 pm
by SlntCobra1
Nah, not yet. You two basically joined at the same time. So you only have slight and I mean slight seniority over Yamor. But you're still doing the same grunt work as Puddin. Also, why the hell hasn't he been keeping my sheets tidy?

......

I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!!! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SHORT SHEETING MY BUNK EVERY OTHER LAUNDRY DAY!


Dammit Private, front and center now! Stop short sheeting my bunk! Now drop and give me 150! TEN-HUT!

Dismissed!

*salutes*


P.S.

Byte, you've been overlooking my God Of War 3 sig. You have the others, but not that one. :( You didn't lose it did you?

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:42 am
by ByteSlinger
I think I did that one and saved it to my backup server. Let me check there. I didn't forget about it, promise! :lol:

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:43 am
by SlntCobra1
Ok, just making sure though. ;) ;)

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:28 am
by ByteSlinger
Look what I found on the backup server:
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I think that's what you're looking for, correct? :D

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:32 am
by SlntCobra1
BADDA BING, BADDA BOOM! SHE FOUND IT!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

not all caps.

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:30 pm
by ByteSlinger
SlntCobra1 wrote:BADDA BING, BADDA BOOM! SHE FOUND IT!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

not all caps.


Nothing a little dark magic couldn't fix.... hehehehe.... :twisted:

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:13 pm
by SlntCobra1
Which reminds me, what exactly is your definition of Dark Magic? :?

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:47 pm
by ByteSlinger
SlntCobra1 wrote:Which reminds me, what exactly is your definition of Dark Magic? :?



Let's see - how to explain this...ahh!! here, try this: 8-)

You've heard of the "Elfin Magic" from the Keebler Cookie Elves - you know, the guys who live in hollow trees and make all different types of yummy cookies (which I use to ply my minions and bend their wills, but that's another story). Their "Elfin Magic" is the power to make something good from all other things good, which continues to add to all of the happy, positive things in the universe. :)

Well, Dark Magic is just like that - except along the way we also sacrifice a few elves and toss them in the batter. It tends to give the cookies a dark, aromatic flavor, while at the same time reducing the amount of happy, shiny goody-two-shoe elves who have no business living in trees in the first place - and there's not a single female among them. That's just creepy, if you ask me. :twisted:

Also, if you substitute Spider Drows for Keebler Elves, you get REAL dark chocolate! (Oh, no! A Dungeons and Dragons reference!)

Dark Magic isn't necessarily evil - it just means that to get what you want, something of value must be sacrificed - and usually, it'll be kicking and screaming for a little while until it goes unconscious. Trade something for something else. The biggest question is this: is it worth the trade?


Usually, it is - especially if what you sacrifice isn't yours! Mwuhahahahaha!!!!!

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:57 am
by EagleRock
ByteSlinger wrote:Usually, it is - especially if what you sacrifice isn't yours! Mwuhahahahaha!!!!!


Apparently, in this case, the sacrifice was the comfort of my eyes, as they are now straining after trying to read the font colors you chose for that last post... :cry:

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:10 pm
by aldlv
i got late for the spanish...
so, where is the foreing language thread?
haha...

anyway... maybe i stil got in time for the "fuck my eyes hurts thread"

P.D. there are not a rule against using the colors like this, right?.. well, there should be one XD

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:32 pm
by ByteSlinger
aldlv wrote:i got late for the spanish...
so, where is the foreing language thread?
haha...

anyway... maybe i stil got in time for the "fuck my eyes hurts thread"

P.D. there are not a rule against using the colors like this, right?.. well, there should be one XD


Aw, we did that already - you missed it.

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:19 am
by Rabid-Animals
SlntCobra1 wrote:

Uckfay ooyay, itchbay! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:06 pm
by Sheizenhammer
I wonder what happens if I push the 'report' button on my own post...?

Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread

PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:11 pm
by SlntCobra1
Sheizenhammer wrote:I wonder what happens if I push the 'report' button on my own post...?



:shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

Great, just friggin' great! NOW YOU'VE GOT ME WONDERING THE SAME DAMN THING! >_>