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Post Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:30 am

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SlntCobra1 wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am well aware of what Et tu means Byte.

Uckfay ooyay, itchbay! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

iddingkay ustjay!

Eekspaying Igpay Atinlay, orfay ethay inway!


Just to let you know - they still haven't found the body of the last man who called me a bitch. Watch yourself, young man! :twisted:
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Post Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:11 pm

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Hey, you started this Pig Latin thing in the first place. :P Besides, I know you'd never hurt one of your favorite minions! >:)
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Post Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:02 pm

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SlntCobra1 wrote:Hey, you started this Pig Latin thing in the first place. :P Besides, I know you'd never hurt one of your favorite minions! >:)


Hurt you? Oh, Heaven forbid - I would never HURT you. I may slap you around a bit, if you're into that sort of thing, but I wouldn't hurt you. Besides. I said they couldn't find the body - I never said that he was in pain - or dead. Just...not...findable... :evil:


hehehehehe....
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Post Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:53 pm

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There is a lie within this sentence.
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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:02 am

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Sheizenhammer wrote:There is a lie within this sentence.


This statement is false.

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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:06 am

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EagleRock wrote:
Sheizenhammer wrote:There is a lie within this sentence.


This statement is false.

:lol:


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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:35 am

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This thread is a lie.

So is the cake....hehehe.....

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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:24 pm

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ByteSlinger wrote:This thread is a lie.

So is the cake....hehehe.....

Ah... But the Cube is forever Byte... The Cube is forever :)

ByteSlinger wrote:"Aperture Science - we do what we can, because we must!...."

"For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead."

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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:22 pm

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Lizzardis wrote:
ByteSlinger wrote:"Aperture Science - we do what we can, because we must!...."

"For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead."

:3


"Thank you for helping us help you help us all!"

Oh btw, Lizz...great avatar, but this one would be better:

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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:02 pm

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EagleRock wrote:Oh btw, Lizz...great avatar, but this one would be better:

Done! :D

It's like a bigger version of :3 only... Cooler xD
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Post Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:02 pm

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Well, I did some digging around on a few old servers that EagleRock forgot to "secure", and I found his FIRST screen name and avatar he ever used. True, he was only 4 at the time, but it was very cute:

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Post Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:06 pm

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Ok, if this is MY+1 thread, can we please stop the freaking hijack already?!
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Post Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:03 pm

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I guess this is as good a place as any to have my first post. Hi, guys! It's great to be in the EGB.
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Post Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:26 pm

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Rabid-Animals wrote:I guess this is as good a place as any to have my first post. Hi, guys! It's great to be in the EGB.


Welcome to the barracks! Let's continue hijacking this thread by mentioning that if you haven't done so, you can create your own introduction thread in this forum, tell us what you will about yourself, and give us the opportunity to abuse you one-on-one...

Now that you're voted in, as the new member you will naturally get the least desired tasks in the EGB - until the next victim....er, minion...no, I meant member, yeah, member - is initiated.

Starting tomorrow, here are your daily task assignments:
1) Daily washing and drying of EagleRock's underwear. They are made of very expensive silk, so these must be hand washed, and allowed to dry by laying flat on your bed. Hopefully, he's over his last bout of "Montezuma's Revenge"

2) Preparing Lunch for the EGB. Each member has their own list of favorites, and some have food allergies. Be especially careful about what you feed SlntCobra1 - he'll eat BBQ pig knuckles, chitlins, grits and homemade apple butter, but must wash it down with chocolate soy drink. Go figure - a redneck with lactose intolerance.

3) Keeping the Kitchen and Common Areas clean at all times. Besides the requisite mopping and sweeping, you will be required to dust each room daily. Coop83 and Fro prefer it if you wear your "alternative uniform" while you dust - that's the little black French Maid thing hanging up in your closet.

4) Oh, and lets not forget keeping the latrine clean. Since only 37% of the members here seem to be able to aim properly, those walls and floors get really sticky really fast. (I use the officer's restroom - that's much cleaner and even has toilet paper in it). I recommend using the HazMat gear while you scrub it down.

5) Finally, you are on "Dud Duty". We use only the finest blammunition in our rifles; each round is handcrafted by the prettiest virgins in Cleveland, Ohio (there's only two). Every once in a while, a round will fail to fire, and it's returned back to the storage bunker. Your job is to take each failed round, lock it in a vise, and tap the bottom with your handy-dandy Home Depot hammer. If the round doesn't fire, it truly is a dud, and we send it back for a refund. But if it does go off...well, just make sure you pay attention to where it's aimed before you test it!

There was also an initiation ceremony that involved various farm animals, midgets, fattening food stuffs, ninjas and power tools, but EagleRock told me I couldn't do that anymore - something about our insurance policy not covering injury during a hazing ritual. That's okay - we'll just abuse you as you go along.

One last thing: what kind of cookies do you like? (hehehehe...)

Welcome aboard, soldier - Now drop and give me 50!

*Salutes*

Now that I got that out of the way, I do have something for 'Cobra. I saw some funny pics as I was trolling Google, and some of them made me think of our favorite redneck. I tossed together a quick animated GIF slideshow - it'll be good for a chuckle or two...
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Post Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:03 pm

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ByteSlinger wrote:
Rabid-Animals wrote:I guess this is as good a place as any to have my first post. Hi, guys! It's great to be in the EGB.


Now that you're voted in, as the new member you will naturally get the least desired tasks in the EGB - until the next victim....er, minion...no, I meant member, yeah, member - is initiated.

It was a grueling time (get it? Because I had to make gruel for the officers as part of my kitchen duty! Is there punishment for puns?), but I think I made it through mostly unscathed. Is it Yamor's time now? Do I get promoted to cleaning the loaded Blam Cannons?
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