Re: SlntCobra's +1 Thread
Rabid-Animals wrote:ByteSlinger wrote:Rabid-Animals wrote:I guess this is as good a place as any to have my first post. Hi, guys! It's great to be in the EGB.
Now that you're voted in, as the new member you will naturally get the least desired tasks in the EGB - until the next victim....er, minion...no, I meant member, yeah, member - is initiated.
It was a grueling time (get it? Because I had to make gruel for the officers as part of my kitchen duty! Is there punishment for puns?), but I think I made it through mostly unscathed. Is it Yamor's time now? Do I get promoted to cleaning the loaded Blam Cannons?
Well, I got good news, and I got bad news.
Good news: you guys get to split the duties, so your workload has been cut in half. You each alternate days on "dud duty", by the way.
Bad news: due to limited bunk space, you two will be sharing quarters for the next month. Only one single cot, so that can get cozy or creepy, depending on how comfortable you guys are. Just be careful in the shower, ok? The floor is slippery, and my guess that random black pattern all over the tile is probably either mildew, or your bathroom is possessed.
We actually do have other rooms, but with the recent clean-up, seems that some officers have been using them for their own personal means. SlntCobra1 has one room filled with guns, ammo and a five year supply of National Geographic "Naked Natives" editions. EagleRock took two for himself - one for all of his extra servers and hardware, and the other resembles a cheap speak-easy, complete with card table, fridge stocked with cheap beer, numerous bottles of scotch whiskey behind the bar, and the obligatory picture of the 6 dogs playing poker. Coop83 has an extra room dedicated completely to soccer and various other sports. Ismael92 turned one into the worlds smallest strip joint, complete with one pole, disco lights and a small stage. However, the women he brings in are very supple, and can bend just about any way they want.
Oh yeah, I grabbed one as well - it's a double duty room. One side is cabinets and a fridge, where I store all my cookies and milk. The other side is a...well, for lack of a better word, a small devotional area where my minions are taught the value of cooperation. Sometimes milk and cookies work - and sometimes, you need something a little more convincing. Something made of leather, with studs. Something that leaves little marks, but big memories. ah...it's not easy being the Dark Queen, but it does have it's moments!